My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
