Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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