She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
