Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Jerry, you need to find god
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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