I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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