next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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