Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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