So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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