When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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