Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
