are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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