Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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