Dual....:-)
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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