adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Walk of Shame today included voting.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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