He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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