Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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