plz talk dirty to me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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