in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
