i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just gift wrapped bread.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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