Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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