once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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