Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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