so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
