Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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