at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
how does that bad decision feel?
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