that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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