There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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