Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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