we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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