Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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