we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We need to get me chipped asap
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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