This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
