Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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