so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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