That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
a search helicopter?!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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