I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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