Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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