remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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