I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
