its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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