it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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