Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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