I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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