why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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