I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
this just has baby written all over it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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