and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
