Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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