Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
