It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
