I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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