I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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