Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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