when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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