I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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