i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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