awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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