Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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