Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Is it penis luge time yet?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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